- Exercise restraint, compassion, and mercy.
- But crush those who stand in the way of your happiness.
- Many of your deeply-seated views of the life, universe, and everything are incompatible with one another. Examine them thoughtfully and critically.
- People are fickle.
- People’s memories are fickler.
- Always be thankful for what you have. It can (and will eventually) be ripped from you.
- Read your assignments and do your homework because they’re fucking interesting and will make you a better thinker, friend, family member, spouse, citizen, human, etc.
- Chase what you want doggedly.
- Burn witches
*breathing heavily* are you gonna eat that